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12.06.2025 04:27
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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